Ino (ino_renji) wrote,
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Urban Dictionary Meme

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.


1.) Your name?
Rachel
The most edible female name.
Rachel is sooo edible - especially with cream.


2.) Your age?
Twenty three

This number is a favorite of Zeus and Hitler.
Zeus loves twenty three so much he will kill you for it.


3.) One of your friends?
Louise
Louise is a popular feminine form of the name Louis; it is used in all English-speaking and French-speaking countries, and is commonly found across Europe.
rhymes with most opf the english dictionary: cheese, peas, keys, please, knees, wheeze, jeez, bees, ease, tease, sneeze, these, fees and so on..................
Also in a famous saying
What up Louise!
"Jeez Louise!"


4.) What should you be doing?
Nothing
Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.
Hey, whatcha doin'?

(clearly working on something complex and important) Nothing.


5.) Favorite color?
Green

yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'


6.) Birthplace?
The Urban Dictionary does not know my birthplace, even after trying a few different variations. As a result, this shall remain a mystery forever.


7.) Month of your birth?
November

The most popular form of rain when getting married to a hot and sexy rockstar.
Its hard to hold a candle in the cold November Rain.


8.) Last person you talked to?
Dad

The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"
Dad: "Oh, nice. I spend all my life to raise a family, and buy them a house, and then my wife divorces me, and takes the house that I paid for, and my kids, so she can go off with some other man, and treat my own children like shit. But at least I got a tie for Fathers day, that makes up for everything"


9.) One of your nicknames?
Ino

Character from the Naruto manga that really only likes Sasuke to piss off Sakura, or someone like her.
"she is such an Ino, going after (person)'s boyfriend!"
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